How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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