Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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