And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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