Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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