Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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