i permit you to call me
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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