either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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