Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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