i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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