no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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