idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm getting married
To pizza
It's rum buckets o'clock
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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