why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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