Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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