What did we do last night that was yellow?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Randomize
