Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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