I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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