the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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