dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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