honey bunches of taint.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize