I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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