Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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