hell yes lets make some ravioli
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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