Cold hands, warm shart.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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