I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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