im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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