Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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