Nice meating you last night
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how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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