She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
FUCK WHALES
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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