I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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