I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Randomize
