I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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