did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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