Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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