So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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