i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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