Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Are we still banned from the library?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
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