hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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