She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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