You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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