Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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