god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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