So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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