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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
