maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I need a beard to bite.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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