You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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