Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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