Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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