i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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