he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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