I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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