Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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